The Mechanical Contrivium: Crunchy Granola

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crunchy Granola!

1. Crunchy Granola is 984 feet tall!
2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Crunchy Granola is near!
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Crunchy Granola for the rest of the day!
4. The porpoise is second to Crunchy Granola as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
5. During severe windstorms, Crunchy Granola may sway several feet to either side!
6. Baskin Robbins once made Crunchy Granola flavoured ice cream!
7. Crunchy Granola can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
8. Crunchy Granola can smell some things up to six miles away.
9. Crunchy Granola has a memory span of three seconds.
10. It is bad luck to walk under Crunchy Granola.